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| As we await the Great Pumpkin, let's check out some Halloween decorations. |
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| He's actually breathing fire, but my camera was frightened into blurriness. |
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| Witches are considerably more cheerful the further south you get from Salem. |
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| Our Halloween special was shot in broad daylight and will be published close to the Witching Hour. |
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| I was going to wear my twenty foot electric blue avenging angel costume, but this guy beat me to it. |
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| Mayor McPumpkin of Wareham |
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| They say that, during zombie apocalypses, the guys who tidy up cemeteries are the first to die. |
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| "The line to get at them jugs on her starts at the left.... in fact, you're the first guy in it." |
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| Let's see... a coward, a dummy, some trash, a girl leading them.... Hillary rally? |
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| A couple o' guys wearing sheets, led by some strange orange-tinted evil creature.... Trump rally? |
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| Some decorations get a forward lean if October is trending windy. |
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| You can open a cemetery in your yard even if you have a small lawn, but you can only cater to midgets. |
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| Same to you! |
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| Yeti pretty much have to dress as Frankenstein. It's tough to play a witch or a princess when you're 8 feet tall and furry. |
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| Most people go Scary when they decorate for Halloween, but this house went Cute. |
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| I'd hit that... |
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| When you're as famous as Frankenstein is, you can just grab girls by the pelvic bone,no consent needed. |
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| That's pretty much how it works when I need a lawyer... |
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